Photo Credit: Canny Photography
Miss Exxxotica Competition!
Didn’t even make it past the first round, but I don’t give a fuck because the girls that did were all nasty strippers with guts and ugly faces.Check out all the pictures that The Robot Panda took!
I have more content going up on BurningAngel.com this month! It’s my POV with James Deen. I can’t waaaaaaiiiiiit. :)
As promised, now that I’ve reached 1,111+ followers on Twitter, I present to you, my Sirians, the official video documentation of my first time using the Heeldo! This filming was totally impromptu, and if you listen carefully you can hear my hottie of a husband, Brad, cheering me on from the side. I got home from the Heeldo party in LA almost two weeks ago and couldn’t wait to get in bed with the thing. It only occurred to me that I should film the moment once I’d already started fucking myself with it. Ha! True “reality” porn right here, everyone.
Rating: A+++++ The Heeldo is fucking AWESOME! I am so thrilled that this thing exists. And that the guys behind it thought of (and actually went through with producing) a dildo for the foot.
P.S. Can we have a dildo that goes on your forehead, like a unicorn? I would really love that. It might even spark a new genre of Unicorn Lesbian Porn.
@heeldo is awesome!!







